搞笑英语句子大全

1、不怕虎狼当面坐，只怕人前两面刀。

They are not afraid of sitting face to face with tigers and wolves, but of knives on both sides.

2、逢着瞎子不谈光，逢着癞子不谈疮。

Whenever blind people talk about light, whenever sick people don\'t talk about sores.

3、男人好吃要背帐，女人好吃要上当。

Men have to cheat when they are tasty, while women cheat when they are tasty.

4、根深不怕风摇动，树正何愁影子斜。

Deep roots do not fear the wind to shake, the tree is why sad shadow oblique.

5、人家夸，一朵花；自己夸，人笑话。

People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.

6、命里有时终需有，命里无时莫强求。

You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don\'t kvetch for it if it doesn\'t appear in your life.

7、人心不足蛇呑象，贪心不足吃月亮。

People\'s hearts are not enough for snakes and elephants, and greed is not enough for the moon.

8、亲不过父母，近不过夫妻。

Parents are not close to parents, but couples.

9、百世修来同船渡，千世修来共枕眠。

Bai Shixiu came to the same boat, and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.

10、龙游浅水遭虾戏，虎落平阳被犬欺。

Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.