搞笑句子大全英语

1、狐狸总要露尾巴，毒蛇总要吐舌头。

A fox always shows its tail and a snake always spits its tongue.

2、龙游浅水遭虾戏，虎落平阳被犬欺。

Dragon swimming in shallow water was shrimp play, tiger falling in Pingyang was bullied by dog.

3、人爱富的，狗咬穷的。

People love the rich, but dogs bite the poor.

4、人勤病就懒，人懒病就勤。

People are lazy when they are sick and lazy when they are sick.

5、人怕伤心，树怕剥皮。

People are afraid of sadness, and trees are afraid of peeling.

6、枯木逢春犹再发，人无两度再少年。

Dead trees return in spring, and no one is ever young again.

7、留得五湖明月在，不怕没处下金钩。

Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.

8、人前若爱争长短，人后必然说是非。

If a man loves to contend for his merits, he will say yes or no later.

9、只有上不去的天，没有过不去的山。

There are no mountains that can\'t be crossed except those that can\'t be crossed.

10、人敬有的，狗咬丑的。

People respect, dogs bite ugly.