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31、有句话每年圣诞我都想说，可是苦于没有机会。现在我实在憋不住了，请把你留在我沙发上的袜子拿走！

A sentence every Christmas I want to say， but with no chance。 Now I was true to can not contain any more， please take you in my sofa socks！

32、送你一棵圣诞树，树根是健康的体魄，树干是幸福的家庭，树枝是顺心的事业，树叶是美满的爱情。

Send you a Christmas tree， the root is a healthy body， the trunk is a happy family， the branch is in almost every cause， the leaves is a happy love。

33、如果你现在一个人，我祝你圣诞快乐，二个人那也祝圣诞快乐，如果是一伙人，请告诉我，你们在什么地方。

If you are a man， I wish you a merry Christmas， two people that also wishing you all a merry Christmas， if it is a group of people， please tell me， where is you。

34、我想在你最乐意时说出我的心里话，浪漫的圣诞夜里机遇来了，你兴奋得像头小猪，生气时更像，哈哈。

I want to tell me the truth when you most willing to， a romantic Christmas Eve opportunity comes， you like the pig with excitement， more like when angry， ha ha。

35、因为你的存在，这一天是有更特别的意义，因为可以和你一起相约在树下许下一个共同的心愿，让我们相爱一生吧。

Because of your presence， this day is more special significance， because can meet with you under the trees make a common wish， let's love life。

36、小巫婆，圣诞节又要到了，我有祝福给你，希望你不要再笨了呆了，要可可爱爱的哦，哎呀，反正就是你要过的比我幸福就对了哦。

Little witch， Christmas is coming again, I have a greeting to you, hope you don't stupid to stay again, can be lovely love oh, oh, it is you to be happier than me。

37、古人会生蛋！不信？其实我也不信，可现在圣诞到了我不得不信，古人如不会生蛋何来圣诞节？嘻嘻圣诞快乐。

The ancients would lay eggs！ Don't believe it？ In fact, I don't believe, but now after Christmas I had to believe, the ancients such as raw eggs no Christmas？ Wish you a merry Christmas。 Hee hee。

38、禽流感没有把你吓倒，鸡瘟更没能磨灭你为家族延续而勉力的精力，见你又毅然决然走进产房，我默默的祝福你：生蛋快乐！

Bird flu did not frighten you, roup failed to kill you more for the family struggled to energy, see you again has decisively into the delivery room, I silently blessing you： happy eggs！

39、平安夜，报平安，今夜如果祥和的旋律从你的梦中流过，那么你是否想到，那是我跨越关山千万重来入梦，送给你我最真挚的祝福！

On Christmas Eve, report peaceful, if tonight the peaceful cantus transflux from your in a dream, so do you think, that's my across the mountain must fall asleep again and send to you my most sincere wishes！