搞笑的英语句子
1、逢着瞎子不谈光，逢着癞子不谈疮。
Whenever blind people talk about light, whenever sick people don\'t talk about sores.
2、人不亏地皮，地不亏肚皮。
No man loses his skin, no man loses his belly.
3、勤是摇钱树，俭是聚宝盆。
Diligence is a cash cow, and thrift is a treasure trough.
4、人怕信心齐，虎怕成群。
People fear confidence, tigers fear crowds.
5、娘想儿，长江水，儿想娘，哭一场。
Niang wants to cry, Yangtze River, Niang wants to cry.
6、人勤病就懒，人懒病就勤。
People are lazy when they are sick and lazy when they are sick.
7、长木匠，短铁匠，不长不短是裁缝。
Long carpenters, short blacksmiths, tailors.
8、人家夸，一朵花；自己夸，人笑话。
People praise, a flower; they praise, people laugh.
9、四川太阳云南风，贵州落雨如过冬。
Sichuan sun Yunnan wind, Guizhou rain like winter.
10、禾苗不认爹和娘，耕作到家多打粮。
The seedlings do not recognize their father and mother. They farm at home and get more grain.
