搞笑的英语句子
21、一人说话全有理，两人说话见高低。
One person speaks with all reason, two people speak with high or low.
22、狗记路，猫记家，小孩只记**妈。
Dogs keep track, cats keep track of homes, and children only remember to eat wet nurses.
23、枯木逢春犹再发，人无两度再少年。
Dead trees return in spring, and no one is ever young again.
24、小时不教成浑虫，长大不学成懒龙。
If you don\'t teach a worm in an hour, if you grow up, you don\'t learn to be a lazy dragon.
25、人哄地皮，地哄肚皮。
People coax the ground, the ground coax the belly.
26、留得五湖明月在，不怕没处下金钩。
Leave five lakes bright moon in, not afraid of no place to lay golden hook.
27、有爱情的生活是幸福的，为爱情而生活是愚蠢的。
Life with love is happy, life for love is foolish.
28、人恶人怕天不怕，人善人欺天不欺。
The wicked are afraid of heaven, but the good deceive heaven.
29、走路不怕上高山，撑船不怕过险滩。
Walking is not afraid of climbing mountains, and boating is not afraid of crossing dangerous beaches.
30、泥人经不起雨淋，假话经不起对证。
The clay man can\'t stand the rain and the falsehood can\'t stand the proof.
