幽默英语句子

31、娘想儿，长江水，儿想娘，哭一场。

Niang wants to cry, Yangtze River, Niang wants to cry.

32、百世修来同船渡，千世修来共枕眠。

Bai Shixiu came to the same boat and Qian Shixiu came to sleep together.

33、经常用的钥匙，总是闪闪的；潺潺淌的泉水，总是清亮亮的。

The keys that are often used are always shining; the bubbling springs are always bright.

34、一年盼望一年好，汗衫补得象夹袄。

Looking forward to a good year, sweaters are like jackets.

35、男人好吃要背帐，女人好吃要上当。

Men have to cheat when they eat, while women cheat when they eat.

36、内行看门道，外行看人行道。

The expert watches the doorway, the layman watches the sidewalk.

37、再甜的甘蔗不如糖，再亲的婶子不如娘。

Sugar is not as sweet as sugar, and aunt is not as sweet as mother.

38、人各有心，物各有主。

Every man has his own heart and every thing has its own.

39、人强人欺病，人弱病欺人。

A strong man deceives a sick man, a weak man deceives a sick man.

40、人不亏地皮，地不亏肚皮。

No man loses his skin, no man loses his belly.