搞笑的英语名言

1、别人的钱财乃我的身外之物！

Other people's money is my life a thing apart！

2、要在江湖混，最好是光棍！

In the river's lake， preferably bachelor！

3、不怕被人利用，就怕你没用！

Is afraid of being used but you don't！

4、不是变化快，而是你太菜。

Not change quickly， but you are too。

5、长得真有创意，活得真有勇气！

Long is really creative， live really have the courage！

6、废话是人际关系的第一句！

Nonsense is the interpersonal relations the first sentence！

7、不要和我比懒，我懒得和你比。

Don't than lazy with me， I'm too lazy to than with you。

8、英雄不问出路，流氓不看岁数。

Heroes do not ask a way out， the rogue don't look at age。

9、人生自古谁无死，哪个拉屎不用纸！

Everyone must die， which shit is not paper！

10、老娘法眼一开就知道你是个妖孽了。

The old niang eyes opened， you will know a uber。