搞笑的英语名言

21、人如果靠吃饭活着，那饭不叫饭，叫饲料。

If they eat to live， that rice not call rice， called the feed。

22、帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！

Handsome have a fart to use！ In the end is not eaten by single！

23、作为一个怪兽，我的愿望是至少消灭一个奥特曼。

As a monster， my wish is to eliminate at least one ultraman。

24、天赐你一双翅膀，就应该被红烧…

Gift you a pair of wings， you should be to braise in soy sauce……

25、英雄难过美人关，我不是英雄，美人让我过了关。

Hero sad beauty pass， I am not a hero， a beauty let me close。

26、怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。

Bosom just like pregnant， time is long can let a person see out。

27、想污染一个地方有两种方法：垃圾，或是钞票！

Want to pollution a place have two kinds of methods： trash， or money！

28、鸳鸯戏水，都他妈淹死；比翼双飞，都他妈摔死。

Girlfriend， his mother drowned； Fly wing to wing， all his mama fell dead。

29、我以为我很颓废，今天我才知道，原来我早报废了。

I thought I was decadent， today I just know， originally I had scrapped。

30、唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也。

Only women and English sorry， only the wife and work hard to find。