搞笑的英语名人名言

11、有钱的时候喷香水，没钱的时候抹花露水。

Rich of time， delicious water wipe toilet water have no money。

12、当裤子失去皮带，才懂得什麽叫做依赖。

When the pants belt lost， just know what is called a dependency。

13、我这人一般上楼从不会走，因为有电梯。

Generally， I this person never go upstairs， because the elevator。

14、为了建立和谐社会，老婆，我们再来一次吧。

In order to build a harmonious society， the wife， let's try again。

15、我只流过一次鼻血，还是误把卫生巾当口罩了！

I only through a nosebleed， or sanitary napkin when masks by mistake！

16、如果照镜子要上税，恐怕有些女人会破产。

I'm afraid if you look in the mirror to tax， some women will go bankrupt。

17、人生就是从小白兔到大灰狼，再到老狐狸的过程。

Life is the small white rabbit to the Wolf， and the process of the old fox。

18、烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫！

Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk， but also may be a panda！

19、有人说生了孩子就不会痛经了，那就生一个吧！

Some people say that gave birth to the child won't be a pain， then have a！

20、出门在外，请记住：一定要把牛B还给牛！

Go out in the outside， please remember： be sure to return the cattle B to cattle！