搞笑的英语名人名言

21、最近心情不是很好，打算明天去天堂散散心。

The recent mood is not very good， is going to go to heaven tomorrow for fun。

22、青春就像卫生纸。看着挺多的，用着用着就不够了。

Youth is like toilet paper。 Looking at a lot of， use with the is not enough。

23、小时候你娘就给你挂了块骨头，至少还有条狗跟你玩！

When your mother gave you hung up the bone， there is at least a dog to play with you！

24、当我看见美女的时候，首先摸摸兜里，看看有没有钱！

When I see the beauty， the first touch in my pocket， see if there are any money！

25、男人希望锁住女人钱包的拉链，女人希望锁住男人裤子上的拉链。

Men want to lock up women wallet zipper， women want to lock your pants zipper。

26、睡觉睡到自然醒，可是我身上只有五块钱可以数。

Sleep sleep to nature to wake， but I only have five dollars you can count with me。

27、唐僧肉吃了能长生不老，唐僧屎不知道有没有同样的功效？

Tang's monk eat meat can live forever， tang's monk shit do not know to have the same effect？

28、算完工资的涨幅后再算算猪肉的，就会发现自己连猪都不如！

After calculate the wage rise again calculate pork， will find that even pig all not！

29、上街就撒别人一身油，对他说：别担心，有奥妙全自动！

They and others take to the streets in oil， said to him： don't worry， there are secret automatic！

30、谢谢你，谢你大爷，谢你全家，谢你祖宗十八代！

Thank you， thank you big ye， thank you and your family， thank your ancestors eighteen generations！