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11、你有天使的面孔，魔鬼的身材，就连你放屁的姿势都那么优美。可在大庭广众之下，控制一下节奏好吗？

Do you have a angel face， devil figure， even you fart posture is so beautiful。 Can in public under， control the tempo？

12、彩票中了五百万，业务提升为骨干；房子贷款已还完，睡醒一觉变貂禅。你美了吧！

Lottery in five million， promoted as the backbone of business； The house loan has also finished， wake up sleep diau charn。 You are beautiful！

13、经证实，你就是N年前逃亡的犯罪嫌疑人XXX，您已被警方控制，请速到警察局自首。

It's proved that the fugitive suspects XXX， you are N years ago you have been controlled by the police， please surrender to the police。

14、你真是个天才――天生的蠢才，毕业于哈佛――哈尔滨佛学院，长得也不错――长得这样真的不是你的错！

You're a genius - born fool， graduated from harvard， Harbin institute of buddhist studies， looks pretty good also， this really isn't you of wrong！

15、你已在我们监视范围，不要左看右看！你现在只有把手机放在地上，然后先前走，不能回头！

You have been in our monitoring scope， don't left see right to see！ You now only put mobile phone on the ground， then walk earlier， can't turn back！

16、警告：你的浴室在三个月前被安装了针孔摄像机，VCD将于三天后以特快专递寄给你，请注意查收！

Warning： your bathroom in the three months ago was installed pinhole cameras， VCD will be sent to you by DHL in three days later， please find！

17、如果你不是摩托罗拉那种防水的手机的话，看短信时请注意，别笑得口水流到机子上，那会坏的。

If you are not a MOTOROLA that waterproof phone， please pay attention to when watching SMS， don't laugh mouth water to the machines， it would be bad。

18、有个乌龟没事干，潜入水底下个蛋，下完蛋后去找蛋，没有发现这个蛋，要问此蛋在哪里？正把手机短信看！

A tortoise hazelnut， diving under an egg， to find egg under gone， have not found the egg， to ask where the eggs？ Is the mobile phone short message！

19、我是冤魂，我死在你们寝室楼的地下室，去年我被肢解了，每天晚上我都向上爬，你能过来拉我一把么，我在你床边。

I am， my death in your dormitory building basement， last year I was dismembered， every night I up， can you come over to pull me a hand， I in your bed。

20、你怒气冲冲的冲进某单位，嚷道：这里是动物保护协会吗？工作职员：是啊，请问是谁欺负你了？

You angry rushed into one unit， rang way： here is the animal protection association？ Working staff： yes， could you tell me who bully you？