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31、权威人士透露，为更好地丰富人民的假日生活，进一步拉动假日经济，今年的五一节假期将会由去年的七天增加到十天！

Insider， to better enrich people's holiday life， further boost the holiday economy， for the May Day holiday this year will increase by the last seven days to ten days！

32、紧急提醒：近日恐有雷电现象，出门时请把手机放在头上并将充电器连线插上拖于身后，用于避雷，切记！

Emergency remind： recently could have lightning phenomenon， go out please put the phone on the head and to match the charger plug in drag in behind, used for lightning protection, remember！

33、这是一条你必备的警告：由于黑客侵入你的手机系统，电池即被引爆！请立即将手机电池取下扔出五米距离。切记！

This is a necessary warning you： because hackers your phone system, the battery is detonated。 Please'll take out the battery immediately threw five meters distance。 Remember that！

34、一岁吃喝嫖赌抽，两岁坑蒙拐骗偷。此人年少有出息，长大以后智商低。明知这人就是你，还要坚持看到底！

One year old food and drink piao wager,'re incapable to steal at the age of two。 The man years rare promise, low IQ when I grew up。 Knowing that this person is you, still have to see on the bottom！

35、你酷，你酷，你喝水在水库，睡觉在古墓，嘴里流瀑布，四肢像枕木，你当你是貂禅吕布，其实你是南极土著。

You cool, you cool, you drink water in the reservoir, to sleep in the tomb, the mouth flow waterfall, limbs like a sleeper, you when you're diau charn lyu3 bu4, actually you are indigenous South Pole。

36、你的国语标准请跟我一起念：万万望望、望旺万旺、万腕忘忘、万旺万旺……好了，狗狗别叫了，吃骨头罗。愚人节快乐！

Your mandarin standard please say with me： never looked, looked prosperous Wan Wang wrist, forget the forgotten, Wan Wang Wan Wang…… Well, the dog dog don't call, eating bones。 Happy April fool's day！

37、你的写作水平很高，你的文采也很好，你的语句也很优秀，如果再努力奋斗两三年，我看水平也跟我差不多了，哈哈，愚人节快乐。

Your writing is very high, your gift is also very good, your statement is very good also, if you hard work for two or three years, I see level also told me about, ha ha, happy April fool's day。

38、你了解宋词吗？请大声地念五遍这首宋词：暗痕春，步惊春娥怯还奔，暗眉闹姿，似纱挂，暗使歌娥摆舞。

Do you know the song？ Please read aloud five times this first song lyrics： dark mark in the spring of step jing spring afraid also ran to the posture, dark eyebrow like yarn hang, dark make song moths swing dance。

39、你站在人群中，被轻柔的风吹起的长发，像人间最美的旋律，在我心头久久回荡，使我想说：你的假发要掉了……今天可是愚人节哦！

You stand in the crowd, the gentle wind blowing hair, as the world's most beautiful melody, echoed in my mind for a long time, I want to say： you dropped your wig to…… Today is April fool's day！

40、我是一块巨石，在此伫立多时。饱受千年风雨，望眼欲穿想你。只为和你相识，腾空将你压实，小样儿，压不死你老子不白活啦！

I am a big rock, in the stand。 By one thousand years wind and rain, dream miss you。 Just for and you get to know each other, small kind son, compaction to vacate your pressure die you Lao tze not in vain！