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21、你绝情一闪而过令我顿时迷失自我，我真想把你留住，但沉浸在今生难忘的一刹间，我不能让你走，我大叫：抓贼啊！
You girlfriend。may a flash I suddenly lost myself， I really want to keep you， but immersed in a memorable moment， this life I can't let you go， I cry， stop thief！
22、你比镜子还能反映我的缺点，你比庄子还博学多才，你比孙子还有谋略。所以我们都亲切的叫你：“镜庄孙子”。
You than mirror can reflect my faults， you than zhuangzi Renaissance， you than grandchildren and discretion。 So we all kind of call you： "mirror zhuang grandson"。
23、手机保养新方法：每次开机后5秒钟内，将手机放入一盆清水中浸泡10分钟，手机的寿命将提高一倍。
New mobile phone maintenance methods： every boot after 5 seconds， the phone into a basin of clear water soak for 10 minutes， the service life of mobile phone will double。
24、鸡是用做下蛋的，牛是有活就干的，猫是挨家混饭的，羊是将来烤串的，狗是让人来惯的，你是等着出圈的。
Is used to lay eggs， chicken cow is living on dry， the cat went very seriously， sheep are barbecue in the future， a dog is a let a person to be used， you are waiting for ones。
25、快打开电视，看41频道，在放超好玩超搞笑的电视节目，我肚子都笑痛了！打开了吗？茫然了吗？哈哈，愚人节快乐！
Quick turn on the television， watching channel 41， in a super fun super funny TV program， my belly laugh pain！ The open？ The vacant？ Ha ha， happy April fool's day！
26、以前我只知道，小猪不会说话，就知道哼哼，可是后来遇到了你，才知道原来你比小猪还会哼，正说你呢，你还哼！
Before， I only know that the pig can't talk， just know hum， but later met you， just know originally you than pig will hum， say， how about you， do you still hum！
27、因网络扩建，您的手机如出现信息不良，请将手机使劲往地上砸，如有困难，我们24小时免费上门服务！
Appear because of the network expansion， such as your mobile information， please phone the floor to hit hard， if you have difficulty， we 24 hours door-to-door service for free！
28、你帅你帅，头顶一窝白菜，身披一条麻袋，腰缠一根海带，自认为是东方不败，其实是衰神二代！
You handsome you handsome， the top of the head a nest of cabbage， wearing a sack， waist a stick of kelp， thought is east don't hurt， is actually a failure god the second generation！
29、最近表现不太好，跟我联系有些少，赶快给我道个歉，电话短信随你便，最好请我吃顿饭，我们还是好伙伴！
Recent performance is not very good， contact me some little， get give me an apology， phone message with you， had better ask me to eat meal， we are still good partner！
30、你将要去他方远行，真诚的朋友为你送行，凛冽的寒风挡不住我们的友情，我握住你的手说“好好改造，争取减刑”
！You will go to other travel， sincere friends to see you off， to resist the cold wind of our friendship， I hold your hand and said "good reformation， fight for their sentence！
