英语幽默的句子

11、不要叫我宅女，请叫我居里夫人！

Don\'t call me housemaid, please call me Madame Curie!

12、老师，你给我多少分，我就祝你活到多少岁。

Teacher, I wish you as many years as you give me.

13、有些事情无须争辩，表面服从，偷偷反抗。

Some things need not be argued, obeyed on the surface and resisted secretly.

14、你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。

You are the song in my heart, always make me thrill.

15、我不喜欢你，像吃了花椒的邻居，麻了隔壁。

I don\'t like you, like a neighbor who ate pepper, Ma next door.

16、暗恋是成功的哑剧，说出来就成了悲剧！

Secret love is a successful pantomime, which becomes a tragedy!

17、找男朋友的要求不高，跟女孩子讲过话的不要。

It\'s not very demanding to find a boyfriend. Don\'t talk to a girl.

18、有时你想放弃老师，在此同时老师也想放弃你。

Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, at the same time the teacher wants to give up you.

19、自从用了黑人牙膏，牙齿白了，人黑了。

Since I used black toothpaste, my teeth have been white and my people have been black.

20、生活不只有眼前的苟且，还有数不清的作业。

Life is not just about living in front of you, there are countless homework.