英语幽默的句子

发表时间:2020-11-21

41、我不整理房间,我是乱室佳人。

I don\'t clean my room. I\'m a mess girl.

42、脑子瞎了的时候,有眼睛也没用。

It\'s no use having eyes when you\'re blind.

43、一个女人的王子,也许是另一个女人的青蛙。

One woman\'s Prince, maybe another woman\'s frog.

44、很热对吗,到七夕就凉快了。

It\'s hot, isn\'t it? It\'s cool on the seventh Eve.

英语幽默的句子

45、她们都很迷人,我不一样,我磨人。

They are charming. I\'m different. I grind people.

46、自拍这种东西:三分天注定,七分靠滤镜。

Selfie this kind of thing: three days doomed, seven by the filter.

47、往后余生,爆瘦是我,有钱也是我。

For the rest of my life, it will be me to be skinny and me to be rich.

48、想当年,姐最瘦的时候才六斤半!

In those days, I was only six and a half Jin when I was the thinnest!

英语幽默的句子

49、想跟你在一起,把蠢传给你。

Want to be with you, pass on the stupid to you.

50、把我想得太复杂,说明你也不简单。

I think too complex, that you are not simple.

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