英语幽默的句子

51、我卖的了梦，装得了酷，我是超级无敌美少女。

I sold the dream, pretended to be cool, I am the super invincible beautiful girl.

52、你最大的问题不是对未来迷茫，而是无法起床。

Your biggest problem is not to be confused about the future, but to be unable to get up.

53、不要当着我的面说别人坏话，不然我也想说。

Don\'t speak ill of others in front of me, or I\'d like to.

54、别把我当成情敌，放心好啦，我看不上你对象。

Don\'t treat me as a rival. Don\'t worry. I can\'t see your target.

55、长这么大，作业一直对我们不离不弃。

Long so big, homework has been on us.

56、头这么痛，肯定是有人在榨取我的智慧。

My head hurts so much. Someone must be squeezing my wisdom.

57、你说是天冷了，我说是心凉了。

You say it\'s cold, I say it\'s cold.

58、虽然我不能菩度众生，但我可以祸害苍生。

Although I can\'t Bodhisattva all living beings, but I can harm all living beings.

59、春困，夏倦，秋乏，冬眠，四季如梦。

Sleepy spring, tired summer, tired autumn, hibernation, four seasons like a dream.