英语幽默的句子

21、梦想被狗吃了，然后过上了狗样的生活。

The dream was eaten by the dog, and then led a dog like life.

22、车到山前必有路，有路我也刹不住。

There must be a way to get to the front of the mountain. I can\'t stop when there is a way.

23、自恋不是罪，迷恋哥的请后面排队。

Narcissism is not a crime. Please line up behind if you are infatuated with brother.

24、知道你过的不好，我就安心了。

I\'m relieved to know that you\'re not doing well.

25、你还真别瞧不起胖子，瘦下来迷死一片一片的。

You really don\'t look down on fat people. You\'re crazy when you\'re thin.

26、他人笑我穿得厚，我笑他人冻得透。

Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes. I laugh at others for freezing.

27、相爱没有那么容易，每个人都有自己的手机。

Love is not so easy, everyone has their own mobile phone.

28、说好一起到白头，你却偷偷焗了油！

It\'s said that when we get to the white head together, you secretly bake oil!

29、特别喜欢老师发飙，骂我们一节课，然后下课。

I especially like the teacher\'s rage, scolding us for a class, and then class.

30、这世上没有过不去的坎，只有过不完的坎。

There is no barrier in the world that can\'t be crossed, only one that can\'t be crossed.