愚人节微信英文版

发表时间:2020-11-24

1、我愿意一生守在你的身边,冬天做你的棉被,夏天做你的电风扇。愚人节快乐!

Keep in your side, I am willing to life make your quilt in winter, summer do your electric fans。 Happy April fool's day!

2、都说猪很懒,但我不这么认为。至少现在,我发现有一头猪正在看短信。

All say pig is very lazy, but I don't think so。 At least now, I found a pig is reading text messages。

3、我活到如今还没撒过谎,但今天上天让我遇见你,我终于可以开张撒谎了:你帅呆酷毙了。

I live to now hasn't lied, but god let me meet you today, I finally opened can lie: you stay cool handsome。

4、假如我不向你求婚,我会后悔一辈子,由于你是我的惟一。愚人节快乐!

If I don't propose to you, I will regret a lifetime, because you are the one for me。 Happy April fool's day!

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5、无论你在哪里,只要仰天长笑,大叫三声“我是美女”,我就会出现在你面前。

No matter where you are, as long as the face upwards long laugh, shout three "I is beauty", I will appear in front of you。

6、做家具的是木材,懂诗词的是秀才,众人想的是钱财,看消息的是蠢才。

Do furniture is lumber, understand poetry is scholar, they think of is money, the message is a fool。

7、地震不稀奇,洪水也不稀奇,火上喷发更不稀奇,最稀奇的是:小猪竟然会看信息!

Earthquake not curious, not the flood fire erupted more not rare, the most surprising is that the pig should see information!

8、放心,接收这条短信不会对你造成太大损失,仅仅会使你手机内存储的信息全部删除。

Rest assured, receiving this message you will not cause too much loss, just can make your phone delete all stored information。

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9、祝你:打牌运气拉不住,豹子金花把把出,别人瞪眼你笑脸,别人掏钱你收钱。

Wish you: playing CARDS is not luck, the leopard golden flower hang out, others stare you smile, people pay you money。

10、爸爸今天打了我两次,第一次是因为看见了我手里两分的成绩单,第二次是因为成绩单是他小时候的。

Dad hit me twice today, because for the first time saw my hand two report card, the second is his childhood because transcripts。

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