qq个性签名英文搞笑
11、人生最大的缺憾就是不能吻自己的脸。
The biggest regret in life is not to kiss your face.
12、真正的装逼，敢于直面本身没有厚度的脸皮。
Real drunby, dare to faceitselfhas no thickness.
13、冬天来了，我不小心把棉被洗了。
Winter is coming, I do not care to wash the quilt.
14、你出生后是不是被扔上去次，但只被接住次？
You were born after being thrown up, but only to be caught?
15、现在的大学生太没素质了！过来拷毛片，居然用剪切！
Now the college students are too bad quality! Come copy feather, actually by shear!
16、有钱的时候喷香水，没钱的时候抹花露水。
When the perfume of money, no money to wipe toilet water.
17、爱一个人是什么感觉？就是说了晚安还想说晚安。
Love a person is what feeling? That is to say good night and want to say good night.
18、大便的离去，是马桶的追求，还是屁股的不挽留。
The departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or not to retain the buttocks.
19、你不要再减肥了你长得丑不只是因为你胖。
You don't want to lose weight you grow ugly not just because you are fat.
20、你说要去看左耳，我找遍了整个医院你却在电影院。
You said you were going to see the left ear, I looked all over the hospital and you were in the cinema.
