qq个性签名英文搞笑
31、最近猪肉又涨价了,你这身价应该也涨了。
Recently, pork prices have gone up, you should have gone up.
32、中指是现代社会不能少的手语之一。
Middle finger is one of the sign language of modern society.
33、姐不是客服人员,你没权要求姐答这答那。
Elder sister is not a customer service staff, you have no right to ask the elder sister answer that.
34、原来快乐大本营,走了谢娜只剩大本营了。
Original happy base camp, leaving only the headquarters of Sheenah.
35、你那么讨人喜欢叫我怎么不爱你。
You are so pleasant that I don't love you.
36、谁说豆腐拍不死人,下次换冻豆腐试试。
Who said the bean curd beat the dead, the next time to try to change the frozen tofu.
37、我一直在承受这个年纪不该有的帅气和机智,我好累。
I have been under this age should not have a handsome and witty, I am very tired.
38、每个成功的男人背后,都会有一个吃饱了没事做的女人。
Behind every successful man, there is a woman full of nothing to do.
39、不管泥再烂,只要翻到墙上,总能粘出点摸样。
No matter the mud, as long as the wall, always stick out of the point of touch.
40、我一直没有理解傻逼的意思,直到遇见你。
I have not understood the meaning of idiot, until I met you.