qq个性签名英文搞笑
71、世界上的脑残这么多，可是你却成了其中的佼佼者。
The world idiotic so much, but you have become one of the best.
72、有奶不一定是娘有钱就一定是爷。
Milk is not necessarily a mother's money must be the lord.
73、犯贱是普遍真理，你我只是其中之一。
Finance is a universal truth, you are my only one.
74、从小到大，唯一不变的就是一颗不想念书的心。
From small to large, the only constant is a do not miss the heart of the book.
75、常言道，冰冻三尺，非微波炉不能解冻！
As the saying goes, Rome was not built, the microwave oven can be thawed!
76、哥混到现在，能拿得起又放得下的也就只有筷子了。
Brother mixed up to now, can get up and put down the only chopsticks.
77、是老师说不能乱扔垃圾，不然俄早把你扔出去了。
The teacher said not to throw rubbish, or I would throw you out.
78、格式化自己，就是为了删除你！
Format yourself, just to delete you!
79、听到你对我说的话，我就会得意一整天。
I'll be proud to hear what you said to me.
80、我对你眨眨眼，你硬说那是放电。
I told you that it was you blink, discharge.
