qq个性签名英文搞笑
21、婚姻就像在餐馆点菜，一旦菜上来，是不给退的。
Marriage is like ordering food in a restaurant. Once the food is up, it's not to give back.
22、那个谁，回去撒包尿漱漱口再来吧！
The guy who, back and piss gargle again!
23、你那些恶作剧我是故意中招的，因为想看见你的笑颜。
Your practical joke I was deliberately misled, because I want to see your smile.
24、像一条疯狗，咬过跪太低头过，所以庆幸。
Like a mad dog bite too, kneeling down, so glad.
25、暗恋一个人太痛苦了，所以我暗恋了好几个。
To love a person is too painful, so I have a good love.
26、鸭子本来不会飞，但是煮熟了就会飞了。
The duck would not fly, but it would fly.
27、心脏变成一座荒岛，无人收买，也就不再出售。
The heart becomes a desert island, no one buys, it will not be sold.
28、姐妹们说，明儿算命去，算算那些贱人的命。
The sisters said, tomorrow to count the fortune teller, Bitch.
29、遇见了你，我才知道恐龙其实是可以再次出现的。
I met you, I know that dinosaurs can be in fact once again.
30、只要瘦，什么都百搭，要是胖，什么都白搭。
As long as the thin, what are all-match, if fat, what is of no use.
