qq个性签名英文搞笑
61、少女诚可贵，少妇价更高，若有富婆在，二者皆可抛。
The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw.
62、全校停水俩天，第二天我发现班里好多女生我都不认识了。
The water for two days, second days, I found a lot of girls in the class I do not know.
63、谁说女追男隔层纱啊？隔你妹！明明隔了个大西洋！
Who said the female pursues the man? Your sister! Clearly separated from the Atlantic!
64、我低下了头，并不是认输，而是我在找钱。
I looked down, and not defeat, but I'm looking for money.
65、佩服从来不找我聊天的人，我这么好玩竟然都不找我说话。
Admire the people who never talk to me, I am so fun to talk to me.
66、涐们的故事、始终都是那么旳唯美。
Our story is always so beautiful.
67、货有过期时，人有看腻时，你在爹眼里还能牛逼几时。
Goods have expired, people have to look tired, you can force when the father in the eyes of cattle.
68、喜欢的东西好像都难以留住，比如钱。
Like things seem to be difficult to retain, such as money.
69、我悄悄的来，悄悄的走，挥一挥匕首，不留一个活口。
I quietly, quietly, waved a dagger, leaving no one alive.
70、考试的时候，两边的同学都不会，真让我左右为难。
When the examination, on both sides of the students are not really let me in a dilemma.
