经典英文搞笑句子
21、千万别混日子，当心日子把你给混了。
Don't dawdle, be careful days give you mixed up.
22、不想叛师的徒弟，都是不成才的徒弟。
Don't want to be rebellious division apprentice, apprentice is not to become a useful person.
23、烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫！
Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be a panda!
24、您复杂的五官，掩饰不了您朴素的智商。
You complex facial features, not hide the simple IQ. You
25、人人都说我丑，其实我只是美得不明显。
Everyone said I ugly, in fact, I'm just beauty is not obvious.
26、没有女人的日子里，我以调戏男人为乐。
No woman, I to flirt man for fun.
27、照相是要抢时机的，刻意的永远不会好。
Photography is to take the timing, deliberately never good.
28、拍脑袋决策，拍胸脯保证，拍屁股走人。
Head decision-making, clap breast, suckers.
29、再丑的人也能结婚、再美的人也有单身。
Ugly man can marry again, again beautiful people also have a single.
30、有一种爱叫放手，手放开后，请你快走。
There is a love called to let go, let go, you go quickly.
