经典英文搞笑句子
41、把你家的地址说出来，我要把它改成公共厕所。
Speak out your home address, I want to change it to a public toilet.
42、你就是我心中的那首忐忑，总是让我惊心动魄。
You are in my heart the first disturbing, always let me pretty impressive.
43、失败是成功她后妈，看见孩子老失败也不帮她！
Failure is the success of her stepmother, saw the child old failure is not to help her!
44、吃什么鱿鱼丝、墨鱼丝的，给我上点美人鱼丝。
What to eat squid, cuttlefish silk, give me some mermaid silk.
45、说了晚安去睡的人、往往半小时以后还在得瑟。
Say good night to go to bed, often half an hour later was still show off in an ostentatious manner.
46、就你这个样子，这个年龄，已经跌破发行价了。
Would you like this, the age, has been below the issue price.
47、我是你的风筝，线在你手上，可陪伴我的只有风。
I am your kite, line in your hand, can accompany me only wind.
48、如果我死了，我的第一句话是：终于不用怕鬼了。
If I die, I was the first thing: finally need not afraid of ghosts.
49、别打开礼物的缎带，最初充满期待，最后都腐败。
Don't open the gifts of ribbons, initial expectations, corruption in the end.
50、黑夜给了我一双黑色的眼睛，可我却用它来翻白眼。
The night gave me black eyes, but I use it to.
