经典英文搞笑句子

51、人家减肥减腰减屁股，为什么你非要从脑细胞开始。

The somebody else of waist and buttock reduction to reduce weight, why you have to start from the brain cells.

52、睡眠是一门艺术，谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步！

Sleep is an art, no one can stop my pursuit of artistic footsteps!

53、你太矮了！借你望远镜吧，再看清楚点，我不帅吗？

You are too short! Borrow your telescope, see clear point again, I'm not handsome?

54、我要做个下载软件，名字叫掩耳。因为迅雷不及掩耳。

I want to be a download software, called their ears. Because they go their ears.

55、人和猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！

And the pig difference is that: the pig is always pigs, and sometimes but not people!

56、上帝说要有光，我说我反对，于是，世界上有了黑暗。

God said, let there be light, I said I'm against, so there are the darkness in the world.

57、竟然有人我涂了蓝眼影，那简直是在侮辱我得黑眼圈！

Someone I painted the blue eye shadow, that are an insult to my black rim of the eye!

58、白加黑：白天踩一人，不瞌睡；晚上再踩一人，睡得香。

White and black: during the day on a person, not sleepy; Night on another person, sleep soundly.

59、当初我看上你，因为我脑子进水了，现在我脑子抖干了。

At the beginning I have a crush on you, because I have been thinking, shaking my head now dried up.

60、喝白酒一斤，我绝对没感觉，因为喝半斤就已经喝死了。

Drink white wine a catty, I absolutely no feeling, because have to drink half a catty died.