经典英文搞笑句子
31、别惹我，否则我会让你死得很有节奏感。
Don't mess with me, otherwise I'll let you die very have rhythm.
32、早上刚一起床，就有一股睡午觉的冲动。
As soon as the morning wake up, there is a take a nap.
33、每次临时抱佛脚的时候，佛总是给我一脚。
Every time to cram, always give me a foot.
34、您别看我长得像没头脑，其实我是不高兴。
You don't see I look like don't mind, actually I'm not happy.
35、人生就像卫生纸，没事的时候，尽量少扯！
Life is like toilet paper, nothing, as far as possible pull!
36、瞧你这长相，不用化妆就能去演恐怖片了。
See you this appearance, you don't have to makeup for horror films.
37、如果回帖是一种美德，那我早就成为圣人了。
If the reply is a virtue, then I would have become a saint.
38、爱情就像个响屁，高调的开始，低调的结束。
Love is like a fart, the beginning of the high-profile, low-key.
39、抽，是一种生活艺术；找抽，是一种生活态度。
Smoking, it is a kind of living art; Looking for smoke, is a kind of attitude to life.
40、你还是让我跪搓板吧，跪电暖气是在受不了啊。
You still let me kneel washboard, kneeling electric heater is in can't stand it.
