经典英文搞笑句子

61、我特别困的时候，道德标准也没有醒，老师们要小心了。

I am very sleepy, no moral standards, teachers need to be careful.

62、雷锋做了好事不留名，但是每一件事情都记到日记里面。

Lei feng to do good is not named, but every thing into the diary.

63、我心眼儿有些小，但是不缺；我脾气很好，但不是没有！

I will be a little, but I don't lack; My temper is very good, but not without!

64、没用的东西，再便宜也不买；不爱的人，再寂寞也不依赖。

Cheap if not to buy useless things,; Don't love the people, again lonely also don't rely on.

65、先别鄙视我，给你个号码牌，先排队，到你的时候再鄙视。

Don't despise me, give you a number, first in line, to you again.

66、别再逼我，再逼，我就在地上划个圈圈咒诅你被丑女强吻！

Don't push me, then, I will draw a circle in the ground curse you be ugly strong lips!!!

67、我说这位壮士，你在我伤口上撒完盐，就别再尝尝咸淡了吧。

I say that the strong man, you are in my wound top sa salt, don't try recorded.

68、哪里跌倒，哪里爬起。老是在那里跌倒，我怀疑那里有个坑！

Where fall, climb up. Fall is always there, and I doubt there is a hole!

69、扔硬币，正面就去上网，反面就是睡觉，立起来就去写作业。

Throw a coin, positive is to get to the Internet, the other is sleep, stand up and go to write my homework.

70、岁月不饶人，首先饶不了女人；机会不等人，首先等不了男人。

Time and tide wait for no man, the first rao not woman; Opportunity and tide wait for no man, first of all, wait for no man.