英语幽默的句子

1、有时候肥也是一种美，起码我肥而不腻。

Sometimes fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I\'m fat but not greasy.

2、成熟不是心变老，而是装逼的次数越来越少。

Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the fewer and fewer times of pretending to force.

3、世界一直很残忍，你不做戏子只能做玩偶。

The world has always been cruel. You can only be a doll if you don\'t play.

4、姐不是客服人员，你没权要求姐答这答那。

I\'m not a customer service person. You have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

5、我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是个妞。

I have the ability to be a girl, but I\'m a girl.

6、那些迈不过去的坎儿，还不是因为你腿短！

It\'s not because of your short legs that you can\'t walk past!

7、做一个吃货无忧无虑，当一个痴货无牵无挂。

To be a carefree eater, to be a fool.

8、友情就像花瓶一样，被人一捣鼓就碎了。

Friendship is like a vase, which is broken as soon as it is pounded.

9、有的人，做面膜的时候，比真人好看多了。

Some people, when making facial mask, are much more beautiful than real people.

10、这天真的是太热了，想找个人冷战几天。

It\'s too hot this day. I want to find someone to fight for a few days.