qq英语搞笑个性签名
发表时间：2020-11-23
1、明骚易躲，暗贱难防。
Ming Sao is easy to hide, dark base to prevent.
2、光阴似面，日月如锅。
Time is like a pot.
3、本人已死，有事烧纸。
I am dead, something burning.
4、距离产生的不是美，是小三。
Distance is not the United States, is small three.
5、拍死的是蚊子，流血的是老子！
It's a mosquito that's dead. It's the father!
6、傻B中的战斗机，贱人中的VIP。
Silly B fighter, Bitch in VIP.
7、我们走得太快，灵魂都跟不上了。
We go too fast, the soul can't keep up.
8、真希望是2月29开学，四年开一次！
I really hope that the 29 school in February, four years to open!
9、活鱼会逆流而上，死鱼则随波逐流。
The fish will swim upstream, dead fish.
10、曾经的海枯石烂，抵不过好聚好散。
Once the end of the world, is still good.
