qq英语搞笑个性签名
41、不要在青葱的岁月里一味地装蒜，那样不好。
Don't come in the green years, it is not good.
42、严重抗意凤凰卫视在播放广告时插播电视剧！
Serious against Italy Phoenix TV broadcast advertising spots in television series!
43、大叔，笑的时候记得捂嘴巴哦，小心您的假牙。
Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.
44、你有什么不开心的事？说出来让大家开心一下。
Do you have any unhappy things? Say it to let everyone happy.
45、你一辈子也别给我承诺，我怕我怕你被雷劈死。
You don't give me a lifetime commitment, I'm afraid I'm afraid you are a ray of death.
46、嫦娥，你就从了天蓬吧，你看玉帝都老成啥样了！
The goddess of the moon, you from the canopy, you see what the emperor are old!
47、人，生在床上，死在床上，欲生欲死，也在床上。
Man, who was born on the bed, died on the bed, for the desire to die, also on the bed.
48、假设命运运限折断了你的腿，他会教你如何跛行。
If fate broke your leg, he will teach you how to limp.
49、贱也是一种艺术，让我们一起将这门艺术搞好吧！
Base is also an art, let us together this art to do a good job!
50、没有嫁不到男人的女人，只有娶不到女人的男人。
A woman without a man's woman, but a man who can't marry a woman.
