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71、留不住的东西就用力把它往远得扔，没准撞到什么就弹回来了。

Can't keep the things that you can't keep, and you can't just throw it away.

72、你这货，太让我费心了，有娘养没娘教育的，就教你怎么捅咕人了。

Your goods, so I have no trouble, son of a bitch mother education, teach you how to touch people.

73、前男友发信息让我去参加他的婚礼，我淡定的回了三个字：下次去。

The former boyfriend sends information to let me go to his wedding, I calm the back three words: next time.

74、我以前很瘦未来也很瘦所以我现在要胖一段时间，不然人生不圆满。

I used to be thin and the future is very thin so I'm going to put on some weight now, or I'm not going to be successful.

75、校长，这空调，你若安好，便是晴天；若安不好，晚上出门注意点！

Principal, this air conditioning, if you are well, it is sunny; if you are not good, go out at night to pay attention!

76、我买了一个一英寸的显示器，这样可以使我的错误看起来要小一些！

I bought an inch of monitor, which would make my mistakes look smaller!

77、非诚勿扰女嘉宾再牛也就灭一个男的的灯，宿舍楼下阿姨能灭一整楼的。

If you are the one female guests and then cattle will be a man of the lamp, the dormitory downstairs aunt can destroy a whole building.

78、什么叫多余？夏天的棉袄，冬天的蒲扇，还有等我已经心冷后你的殷勤。

What is redundant? Summer cotton padded jacket, winter stalk, and hospitality I have your heart cold.

79、现如今有钱的不如有权的，有权的不如有枪的，有枪的不如拿斧头镰刀的！

It is better to have the right to have the money than to have the gun, and the less the axe!

80、某女在博客日记写：某月某日，大醉而归，伸手一摸，手机和贞操都在，睡觉！

A woman in the blog wrote: one day a month, Dazui, touched, mobile phone and chastity in bed!