qq英语搞笑个性签名
31、您别看我长得像没头脑，其实我是不高兴。
You don't look like I'm not mind, but I'm not happy.
32、我真的狠单纯，一天到晚都想着怎么害人。
I really very simple, all day thinking about how to harm.
33、现在物价上涨的世界，某些人却越来越贱。
Now the world, some people are getting more and more cheap.
34、世上最痛苦的三角恋：我爱食物，脂肪爱我。
The most painful love in the world: I love food, love me.
35、恐慌自己失去所有人，留下一个人孤独老死。
All the people lost their panic, left alone.
36、我用生命去写文章，后人却用它来布置作业。
I use my life to write the article, but I use it to decorate the job.
37、你的脸让我想到了一个词语，它叫随心所欲。
Your face makes me think of a word, it's a way to do it.
38、黑丝泛滥的季节，让我们这些粗腿情何以堪？
Black silk flooding of the season, so that we have these thick legs, why?
39、所谓放假，家里遭嫌，出门没钱，每天特闲。
The so-called holiday, the home is suspected, go out no money, special day.
40、粉红灯光，卿卿我我，拉拉扯扯，见不得人。
Light pink, Qingqingwowo, lalacheche, shady.
