qq英语搞笑个性签名
21、我未来的儿子，快告诉我你爹的方向。
My future son, tell me about your father.
22、我不是骨头，不能让每条狗都追着跑。
I'm not a bone, can't let every dog run after.
23、智力测验就是要看倒底笨到了什么程度。
Intelligence test is to see the bottom stupid to what extent.
24、微信就是牛逼，硬是把手机搞成对讲机。
The micro channel is regressed, forced the mobile phone into the intercom.
25、老衲曾经回眸一笑，迷得师太神魂颠倒。
I have lost all entranced with a smile.
26、现实的社会，毁了我一个做好人的机会。
The reality of the society, ruined me a good opportunity to do.
27、失掉你我已不会做人，如何还留力爱人。
I will not be a man without you, how can I leave a lover.
28、别老说自己没事儿，没事儿不是事儿啊。
Don't say that you have nothing to say.
29、人总要犯错误的，否则正确之路人满为患。
People always make mistakes, otherwise the correct way to overcrowding.
30、告别手淫，寻找爱情。锻炼JJ，天天享受。
Farewell to masturbation, looking for love. Exercise JJ, enjoy every day.
