qq英语搞笑个性签名

61、怎么能说你脑子进水了呢？前提是，你也要有脑子啊。

How can you say that you are in the water? The premise is, you have to have a mind.。

62、不要说别人脑子有病，脑子有病的前提是必须有个脑子。

Do not say that other people's brains are sick, the brain has a disease must have a mind.

63、人生总有许多巧合，两条平行线也可能会有交汇的一天。

Life always has a lot of coincidence, the two parallel lines may also have a meeting of the day.

64、幸福就是每天早晨醒来一看表，竟然还能再睡半个小时。

Happiness is to wake up every morning to see the table, even can sleep half an hour.

65、今天第一次决定为了减肥节食，就被一根鸡腿给打破了。

The first time today decided to go on a diet to lose weight, it was a broken leg.

66、生活就像拉屎，有时候你很努力，出来的也不过是个屁。

Life is like a piece of shit, sometimes you are very hard, but also it is a fart.

67、有钱的人怕别人知道他有钱，没钱的人怕别人知道他没钱。

Rich people are afraid of others know that he is rich, no money, people afraid of others know that he did not have the money.

68、过去一直喜欢她的胸怀宽广，其实那也无非是一片飞机场！

In the past always like her mind is broad, in fact, it is nothing more than an airport!

69、你解释就是掩饰，掩饰的就是事实，事实就是罪恶的开始。

Your explanation is the fact that the truth is the beginning of sin.

70、跟你很熟吗？没事弹个视频，你当是你家电视啊，一按就出人。

Do you know well? It's OK to play a video, you're your home TV, one by one.