qq英语搞笑个性签名
51、猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。
A fierce look at you not how, a closer look at it is not as fierce as a look.
52、就算老师讲的是个毛线球，学霸也能把它织成毛衣！
Even if the teacher said is a Mao Xianqiu, learning tyrants also can weave it into a sweater!
53、所谓敌人，不过是那些迫使我们自己变得强大的人。
The so-called enemy, however, is the one that forces us to become stronger.
54、时间对了，地点对了，感情对了，却发现人物不对。
Time is right, the place is right, the feeling is right, but it is not right.
55、你跟谁整那表情呢，我欠你贷款要到期了还是咋的。
Who are you to be with, I owe you a loan or a good one.
56、工资就像大姨妈，不来的时候担心，来的时候操心。
Wages are like big aunt, not to worry about, to the time to worry about.
57、作为一个怪兽，我的愿望是至少消灭掉一个奥特曼！
As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman!
58、牛肉面里没牛肉不要抱怨，老婆饼里不也没有老婆么？
Beef noodles, beef noodles, do not complain, the wife of the cake, there is no wife?
59、我床上的不知道是谁媳妇，我媳妇不知道在谁的床上！
I do not know who is on the bed, my wife does not know who the bed!
60、叹气是最浪费时间的事情，哭泣是最浪费力气的行径。
Sigh is a waste of time, crying is a waste of effort acts.
