搞笑英文说说心情短语
发表时间：2020-11-23
11、我不是骨头，不能让每条狗都追着跑。
I'm not a bone, I can't make every dog running after me.
12、喝加多宝不上火，看加多宝广告上火！
Jiaduobao drink does not get angry, see jiaduobao lit advertising!
13、如果不能美得惊人，那就丑得勾魂吧。
If not beautiful, the ugly soul.
14、每个抖腿的人，心里都有一台缝纫机。
Each shaking legs, there is a sewing machine in the heart.
15、那人长得吧，怎么说呢。像素比较低！
That person is long, how to say. Pixel is relatively low!
16、如果有钱也是一种错，我情愿一错再错。
If the money is a mistake, I would rather make mistake again.
17、大起大悲看清自己，大起大落看清朋友。
Great mercy to see yourself, see friends change radically.
18、鸭子本来不会飞，但是煮熟了就会飞了。
The duck would not fly, but it would fly.
19、谁若对我使用美人计，我就会将计就计。
If I use the badger who will, I will.
20、如果你忘了苏醒，那我宁愿先闭上眼睛。
If you forget to wake up, then I would rather close my eyes.
