搞笑英文说说心情短语
21、时间终究要比爱强悍，忘记什么都不难。
Time after all to be more powerful than love, forget what is not difficult.
22、按猪的审美观，我基本算得上是个帅哥。
According to the pig's aesthetic view, I am basically a handsome guy.
23、美人对眼睛来说是天堂，对腰包来说是地狱！
Beauty is heaven to the eyes, it is hell for the purse!
24、下辈子我还找你，因为除了我，你是最傻的。
Next life I also look for you, because in addition to me, you are the most stupid.
25、不要以为头上顶坨屎，自己就是金刚葫芦娃。
Don't think head top shit, he is King Kong gourd.
26、上学最开心的一句话就是：今天班主任不在。
To go to school the most happy sentence is: today the teacher in charge is not in.
27、大叔，笑的时候记得捂嘴巴哦，小心您的假牙。
Uncle, laugh when I remember Wu mouth Oh, be careful of your teeth.
28、牛粪终归是牛粪，上锅蒸了也不会变成香饽饽。
It is cow dung, steam will not become xiangbobo.
29、同是自来水，但就是感觉厨房的比厕所的干净。
The same is running water, but it is the feeling of the kitchen than the toilet clean.
30、大街上那么多人穿的那么危险，却长得那么安全！
The streets so many people wear so dangerous, but so safe!
