搞笑英文说说心情短语

71、不管是在婚礼的喜帖上还是在葬礼的墓碑上，我希望我跟你的名字一辈子总能写在一起。

Whether in the wedding invitations, or on the tombstone, I hope I tell you the name of a lifetime can always write together.

72、学霸晒成绩，女神晒自拍，土豪晒有钱，模特晒身材，老子就想晒个太阳还尼玛天天下雨。

PA drying results, the goddess of self drying, tyrant in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tze to sun sun still NIMA it rained every day.

73、其实世界上最不忠心的就是钱，说好的一起出门，然后它就不跟我回来，枉我掏心掏肺对它！

In fact in the world the most faithful is money and agreed to go out together, then it will not come back with me, in vain I Taoxin Tao lung to it!

74、以前小学老师开课怕出冷场就对我们说：到时候我一提问你们全举手会的举右手不会举左手…

Before the commencement of the elementary school teachers if silence is to us said: when the time comes I question your hands will raise right hand will not raise your left hand.

75、总是这么没出息，天天往你空间跑，然后还矫情的删掉访问记录，我都想抽自己一大耳巴子。

Always so unpromising. Every day to your space to run, and then also hypocritical delete access to records, I want to pumping yourself Daerba sub.

76、别对我说天冷了，照顾好自己，穿多点衣服之类的话，要么就照顾我，要么就拿钱给我买衣服。

Don't to me said it was cold, and take good care of yourself, like wearing more clothes, or take care of me, or give me money to buy clothes.

77、希望睡前可以轻吻你，希望睡时可以抱着你，希望醒来可以看见你！一直都这样希望，直到永远。

Hope bedtime can kiss you, want to sleep can hold you, hope can see you wake up! Always hope, until forever.

78、一个和尚挑水喝，两个和尚抬水喝，三个和尚没水喝，四个和尚斗地主，五个和尚可以去扮福娃了。

A monk fetching water and drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks landlords, the five monks can go to dress up as Fuwa.

79、合适的鞋，只有脚知道，合适的人，只有心知道，走千条路，只一条适合，遇万般人，得一人足够。

Appropriate shoes, only the feet know, right people, only the heart know that thousands of road, only a suitable, in case of all, and one person enough.

80、呀！我不小心把“我爱你”误发给你了。如果你接受那就储存起来，如果你不接受，就把这三个字返发给我。

Ah! I don't care to "I love you" mistakenly sent to you. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send it back to me. Three.