搞笑英文说说心情短语

发表时间:2020-11-23

41、当别人开始说你是疯子的时候,你离成功就不远了。

When people start to say you are crazy, you are not far away from success.

42、记得小时候说得最多的一句话就是,我不跟你玩了。

Remember when I was a little more than a word, I do not play with you.

43、没有一点点防备,也没有一丝顾虑,国庆就这样完了·

Not a little bit of preparedness, there is no trace of concern, the National Day is over.

44、小时候吃西瓜,就吃尖尖,吃到有籽的地方就不吃了。

When to eat watermelon, eat eat seeds sharp, where do not eat.

搞笑英文说说心情短语

45、少女诚可贵,少妇价更高,若有富婆在,二者皆可抛。

The girl is precious, our price is higher, if there is rich in two can throw.

46、曾经希望把所有都留给你,何曾想却把孤单留给了自己。

Wanted to leave all for you, I once thought but lonely for myself.

47、今天在街上看到一女的好美,走近一看,原来是面镜子。

Today in the street to see a beautiful woman, a closer look, the original is a mirror.

48、有钱的人怕别人知道他有钱,没钱的人怕别人知道他没钱。

The rich are afraid of other people know that he has money, no money of people afraid of others know that he did not have money.

搞笑英文说说心情短语

49、现在的我,你爱理不理。记住了。以后的我,你高攀不起。

Now I, you indifferent. Remember. After me, you can not afford.

50、别老看AV,你也不看看键盘上,字母A和V后面分别是什么!

Don't look at the AV, you don't look at the keyboard, what are the letters A and V!

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