搞笑英文说说心情短语
31、人生最幸福事，就是早上听老婆说把你爪子拿开！
The happiest thing in life is to hear your wife in the morning and say, "take your paw."!
32、老天，你让夏天和冬天同房了吧？生出这鬼天气！
God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this ghost weather!
33、爱情就像一部影片，影片结束时，所以人都会散去。
Love is like a movie. When it's over, people will go away.
34、成熟的最大好处是：以前得不到的，现在不想要了。
The greatest benefit is: the past can not get, now do not want to.
35、长成那样，就不要撒娇了吧，容易让人起妊娠反应。
Grow like that, don't act like a spoiled child, easy to have the pregnancy reaction.
36、因为喜欢你，借着你的光，瞧见了从未预见的世界。
Because love you, by your light, see the world had not foreseen.
37、下雨天不是在想你，是在想刚洗的衣裳什么时分干。
Rainy days are not thinking about you, is to just wash clothes when dry.
38、不要说我胖，不然我会认为你在嫉妒我比你吃得好。
Don't say I'm fat, or I'll think you're jealous I'm better than you.
39、成绩，你就是个贱人，总挑拨我和爸妈之间的关系。
You are a success, Bitch, always provoke the relationship between me and my parents.
40、老天，你让夏天和冬天同房了吧？生出这种鬼天气！
God, you let the summer and winter building? Give birth to this kind of weather!
