搞笑英文说说心情短语

61、学霸晒成绩，女神晒自拍，土豪晒有钱，模特晒身材，老子放假回家晒太阳！

Curve Wrecker Sun Goddess of achievement, self drying, nouveau riche in the rich, the model in figure, Lao Tzu holiday home in the sun!

62、都说女孩子生气时把她按住强吻就行了，可是，我为什么会被她男朋友打呢。

Said the girl angry when kissing her hold on the line, but, why would I be her boyfriend call.

63、我只要你陪着我只对我笑，我只要你吻我一个，只逗我一人，我就是不放弃。

I just want you to accompany me to smile, I want you to kiss me, just make me a person, I just don't give up.

64、路上捡到了一百块钱，很开心的请室友吃了全家桶，最后发现钱是自己掉的。

On the way to pick up one hundred money, very happy to ask a roommate to eat the whole family, and finally found that the money is lost.

65、我这么穷，为什么还会发胖呢，不知道这肉咋长的，这个问题困扰了我好多年。

I am so poor, why would I get fat, do not know how long this meat, this problem has troubled me for many years.

66、等你以后结婚了，结婚对象不是我，我就搬到你家隔壁住，做一个安静的老王。

So after you get married, marriage is not me, I will move to your home next door, a quiet wang.

67、愚人节表白算什么，清明节表白才是王道，因为，如果失败了，你就说鬼附身了！

What kind of fool's Day confession, Tomb-sweeping Day confession is the kingly way, because if you fail, you say the ghost!

68、小姐命不苦，衣破不用补；光棍命好苦，衣破无人补；老公命更苦，衣破妻不补。

Miss life is not bitter, broken clothes do not make the good life; bachelor bitter, broken clothes no cover husband; life is more bitter, broken clothes do not make the wife.

69、有一次蹲在地上玩东西，我男神从后面拍了我一下，然后受到惊吓放了个巨响的屁。

One time I was playing on the ground, and I took a shot from behind, and then I was scared to put a loud fart.

70、如果有一天，我无法继续呼吸，那只是说明，我的世界缺少了空气，或者，缺少了你。

If one day, I can not continue to breathe, it is just that my world is missing the air, or, the lack of you.