搞笑英文说说心情短语

51、世界上最痛苦的事就是，从上课憋尿憋到下课老师还拖堂。

The most painful thing in the world is from class to class teacher Tuotang hold hold.

52、自从初一那次捡起掉在地下的笔后，数学我就再也没听懂过。

Since the first day that time to pick up the pen in the ground, mathematics, I have never understood.

53、男老板总是希望身旁有个女秘书，有事秘书干，没事干秘书。

Male boss always want to have a female secretary next to the side, something the Secretary to do, nothing to do secretary.

54、原以为自己挺恶的，认识了他才知道比我还善的人几乎不存在。

The thought that he was very evil, and know him better than I know that there is almost No.

55、我不喜欢只和一个女人上很多次床，而是喜欢和很多女人只上一次床。

I don't like a lot of times with a woman, but like a bed with a lot of women.

56、如果坦白是一种伤害，我选择谎言。如果谎言也是伤害，我选择沉默。

If the confession is a kind of injury, I choose to lie. If the lie is hurt, I choose to remain silent.

57、钱在我的手里一无是处，就像垃圾，但我却用它买到了最卑微的爱情。

Money is like garbage in my hand, Nothing is right., but I use it to buy the most humble love.

58、明明可以靠脸吃饭，而我却要努力工作，这就是我和明明之间的差距。

Obviously can rely on the face to eat, and I have to work hard, this is the gap between me and obviously.

59、我想将对你的思念，寄予散落的星辰；但愿星光照进你的窗前，伴你好眠。

I want to miss you, send the scattered stars; I hope the stars into your window, with your sleep.

60、感谢所有陪我走到现在的人，尤其感谢打算仍然硬着头皮陪我走下去的人。

Thank you for all the people who came with me, especially for those who intend to stay with me.。